There she was, sitting on the shelf, at a distance.
The only one among the rest who were unlike her.
The moment I laid eyes on her,
I fell in love. I had to have her.
She was the last of her kind,
the others were of an alien easter chick race.
She looked at me with those pretty eyes
and I melted. I took her home.
So everyone, meet my bamster.
She's supposed to be a (easter) bunny
but everyone said she looked more like a hamster.
I named her Xenical,
coz as you can see, she's a bit on the heavy side.
(but don't tell her that, it'll hurt her self-esteem)
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